Shilpa Shetty and Raju Srivastava funny clip - Baazigar Movie Scene

Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch........Bang Bang Movie Dialogue

Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch jaanti ho, par woh yeh nahi jaante ki tum kuch nahi jaanti***

In aankhon mein gaur se dekh......Bang Bang Movie Dialogue

In aankhon mein gaur se dekh, na to in mein marne gham hai, na maut ka khauff, sirf garv hai***

Jo desh ke liye ladte hai....Bang Bang Movie Dialogue

Jo desh ke liye ladte hai, unki maut ka countdown unki pehli saans ke saath shuru ho jaata hai***

Kabhi kisi ko itna bhi....Mary Kom Movie Dialogue

Kabhi kisi ko itna bhi mat darrao ki darr hi khatam ho jaye***

Hamesha full focus.....Mary Kom Movie Dialogue

Hamesha full focus, dhayan gaya toh naak gaya***

Mogambo khush hua...Mr. India Movie Dialogue

Mogambo khush hua***

Tumne police ki vardi kahan pehan rakhi hai....Shahenshah Movie Dialogue

Tumne police ki vardi kahan pehan rakhi hai, yeh toh ek kafan hai joh tumhare zameer ki laash ne pehan rakha hai***

Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap.......Shahenshah Movie Dialogue

Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap hote hai, naam hai Shahenshah***

Chuhon ko pakadna ho tohchuha banna....Mardaani Movie Dialogue

Chuhon ko pakadna ho tohchuha banna padta hai, kutton ko pakadna ho toh kutta, sher ka shikaar karna ho toh sher***

Ukhaad joh ukhaadneka hai.....Mardaani Movie Dialogue

Ukhaad joh ukhaadneka hai ... chal re....

Dekh be under 19 team......Mardaani Movie Dialogue

Dekh be under 19 team ke 12th man...

Anand mara nahi......Anand Movie Dialogue

Anand mara nahi, Anand marte nahi***

Babu Mushoy zindagi badi honi chahiye......Anand Movie dialogue

Babu Mushoy zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahin***

Kis kaam ki hai yeh vardi......Singham Returns Movie Dialogue

Kis kaam ki hai yeh vardi, joh ek police waale ko mazboot nahi, majboor banati hai***

Main yahan investigation karne......Singham Returns Movie Dialogue

Main yahan investigation karne aaya hoon, do kaudi ka pravachan sunne nahi***

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan........ Holiday Movie Dialogue

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jeeo ... is liye hum log roz border par marte hai****

Happy Independence D@y....

Happy Parents D@y....

Can you guess the Movie?

Who looks Pretty in Hats...

Can you guess the movie name?

Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi......Holiday Movie dialogue

Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal***

Main aa raha hoon tere paas.......Holiday Movie dialogue

Main aa raha hoon tere paas ... jahan mila, khatam kar doonga***

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain......Holiday Movie Dialogue

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jeeo ... is liye hum log roz border par marte hai***

You are late, i can't accept.......3 idiots Movie Dialogue

Utha le....... are aise kaise........Hera Pheri Movie Dialogue

Utha le....... are aise kaise utha loo, 40-50 kilo ki to hogi hi***

Woh kehte hai yeh tera desh nahi, phir kyun....Veer Zara Movie Dialogue

Woh kehte hai yeh tera desh nahi, phir kyun mere desh jaisa lagta hai ... woh kehta hai main us jaisa nahi, phir kyun mujh jaisa woh lagta hai***

Yeh khuda ke roop mein insaan h....Veer Zaara movie Dialogue

Yeh khuda ke roop mein insaan hai ... yah insaan ke roop mein khuda***

Hum tujh mein itne chhed kar.......Dabangg Movie Dialogue

Hum tujh mein itne chhed kar denge ki confuse ho jayoge, ke saans kaha se le aur***

Hum haath milana bhi jaante hai......Indian Movie Dialogue

Hum haath milana bhi jaante hai, haath ukhaadna bhi ... hum Gandhiji ko bhi poojte hai, Chandra Shekar Azad ko bhi ... main bhi pehle pyar se samjhata hoon, phir hathyar se***

Chahe hum mein ek waqt ki roti na mile......Indian Movie Dialogue

Chahe hum mein ek waqt ki roti na mile, badan pe kapde na ho, sarr pe chatt na ho ... lekin jab desh ki aan ki baat aati hai ... tab hum jaan ki baazi laga dete hai***

Duniya ke sabse behtareen aur mashoor.....Aashiqui 2 Movie Dialogue

Duniya ke sabse behtareen aur mashoor kalakar woh log hote hai jinki apni ek ada hoti hai ... woh ada joh kisi ki nakal karne se nahi aati ... woh ada joh unke saath janam leti hai***

Mere bure waqt mein tum the mere saath.....Aashiqui 2 Movie Dialogue

Mere bure waqt mein tum the mere saath ... ab agar achche waqt mein tum nahi ... toh yeh waqt bhi mujhe nahi chahiye***

Yeh zindagi chal toh rahi thi......Aashiqui 2 Movie Dialogue

Yeh zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kiya***

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak...... 2 States Movie Dialouge

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein***

Sala Choti ganga bol k......Run Movie Dialouge

Sala Choti ganga bol k naale mein kuda diya be***

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri.......Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani Movie Dialouge

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon***

Main udna chahta hoon......Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani Movie Dialouge

Main udna chahta hoon, daudna chahta hoon, girna bhi chahta hoon ... bus rukna nahi chahta***

H@ppy Mother's Day...

Hum aankhon se soorma nahin churate.......Tirangaa Movie Dialouge

Hum aankhon se soorma nahin churate ... hum aankhen hi chura lete hain***

Apna toh ussool hai.......Tirangaa Movie Dialouge

Apna toh ussool hai ... pehle laat, phir baat, uske baad mulaqat***

 

 

 

Na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki ..........Tirangaa Movie Dialouge

Na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se ... banda darta hai toh, sirf parvar digaar se***

Hamesha saath saath since our teens........Purani Jeans Movie Dialouge

Hamesha saath saath since our teens ... always wear purani jeans***

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta..........Purani Jeans Movie Dialouge

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta***

Purani jeans ke saath dostana hamara......Purani Jeans Movie Dialouge

Purani jeans ke saath dostana hamara ... par teri yaari mein yaara ... dheela padh gaya friendship da naada***

Zindagi mein dost toh kahi aate hai.........Purani Jeans Movie Dialouge

Zindagi mein dost toh kahi aate hai ... lekin purane dost us jeans ki tarah hote hai, jisse pehente hi you become free ... free to be yourself***

Dosti na guitar ke strings ki tarah hoti hai..........Purani Jeans Movie Dialouge

Dosti na guitar ke strings ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar tuning theek beth jaaye na ... har ek taar important hota hai***

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram......Revolver Rani Movie Dialouge

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance***

I love fashion.......Revolver Rani Movie Dialouge

I love fashion, fun aur gun***

Happy Easter***

Hum hai rahi pyaar k.....Rab ne bana di jodi Movie Dialouge

Hum hai rahi pyaar k fir milenge chalte chalte***

Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch.......Baazigar Movie Dialouge

Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi parta hai, aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai***

Bunny main yaha Vikram k saath.......Yeh Jawaani hai Deewani Movie Dialouge

Bunny main yaha Vikram k saath isliye baithi thi kyunki main tumare saath aur vaqt nhi bita sakti, Wo dost h mera. Toh vo tera Boyfriend nhi h***

I love you very much......Kal ho na ho Movie Dialouge

Trailer hit toh picture hit......Bhoothnath returns Movie Dialouge

Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit***

Election circus ki tarah hota hai.....Bhoothnath returns Movie Dialouge

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye***

Are hame swarg mein kaise.......Oh My God Movie Dialouge

Are hame swarg mein kaise jagah milegi swamiji..wahan to ap log phle se hi koolhe tika ke baithe hue hain***

Mujhe states ke naam na sunayie dethe......Chak de India Movie Dialouge

 Mujhe states ke naam na sunayie dethe hai na dhikaie dete hai, sirf ek mulk-ka-naam sunayie detha hai I-N-D-I-A***

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki......Main Tera Hero Movie Dialouge

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti***

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor......Main Tera Hero Movie Dialouge

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha***

I wanna BB you.....Main Tera Hero Movie Dialouge

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you***

Main dikhta hoon sweet.......Main tera Hero Movie Dialouge

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka***

Woh hai sabse bura..... Dil To Pagal Hai Movie Dialouge

Woh hai sabse bura ... woh hum insaano ke saath ajeeb tarah ke khel khelta hai ... woh ek ko doosre se pyar karwata hai, toh doosre ko teesre se, aur teesre ko kisi aur se***

 

 

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne.....Devdas Movie Dialouge

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake***

 

Is charre ko bandook mein.....Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Is charre ko bandook mein daal, trigger daba ... kartoos banke niklega aur sabko phod dega***

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se......Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se chalta hai ... aur mera dimaag toh bachpan se hi bahut kharab hai***

 

 

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka.....Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate***

Aadmi bada ho ya chota......Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Aadmi bada ho ya chota, koi farak nahi padta ... bas uski kahani badi honi chahiye***

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti.......Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti karne aa rahe hai***

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein.......Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya***

Joh log burre time mein Vada....Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai***

 

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai.....Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai***

H@ppy Holi*******

Sangathan ki shakti hai......Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Sangathan ki shakti hai ... aur akele mein aapki phatti hai***

Jaise til mein tel hai, jyon.....Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Jaise til mein tel hai, jyon chakmak mein aag ... tera Sai tujh mein hai, tu jaag sake toh jaag***

Jurm jurm hota hai.....Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Jurm jurm hota hai ... aur insaaf insaaf hota hai***

Politics mein har kaam.....Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Politics mein har kaam prem aur shanti se kiya jaata hai***

Main ladkiyon ke peeche.....Kuch Kuch Hota hai Movie dialouge

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta, ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai***

Pyar dosti hai, agar woh meri.....Kuch Kuch Hota hai Movie dialouge

 Pyar dosti hai, agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti, to main usse kabhi pyar kar hi nahi sakta, kyunki dosti bina toh pyar hota hi nahin, simple, pyar dosti hai***

Soocho main idea hoti......Hasee Toh Phasee Movie Dialouge

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na***

Tum oxygen aur main double.....Hasee Toh Phasee Movie Dialouge

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai***

Happy married life ke liye....Shaadi Ke Side Effects Movie Dialouge

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai***

Doosron ke bachche aur.....Shaadi Ke Side Effects Movie Dialouge

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai***

Jab main galati karta hoon.....Shaadi Ke Side Effects movie dialouge

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon .. aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon***

 

Real-Life Office Dialougebaazi.......

Who do you think will do better role as boss and employee ?
For example: Boss: Bomen Irani
                       Employee: Arshad Warsi
Tell your names.

Burai ek zehar ki tarah hoti.....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Burai ek zehar ki tarah hoti hai, joh bahut jaldi phail jaati hai ... aur achchai dawa ki tarah, joh waqt toh leti hai lekin asar zaroor karti hai***

Ek sachche desh bhakt .....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Ek sachche desh bhakt ko hum fauj se nikaal sakte hai ... lekin uske dil se desh bhakti nahi***

Zindagi mein agar tarakki .....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni hai toh no entry aur signal ke baad khade rehna seekho ... pehle khade rahoge toh sirf haath malte rahoge***

Aap thank you mat kahiye.....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Aap thank you mat kahiye ... instead teen logon ki madad ki jiye aap ... aur un teeno se kehna ki woh teen aur ki madad karen ... duniya badal jayegi***

Mere parivar se ulajhne.....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Mere parivar se ulajhne se pehle mere baare mein jaan lete ... toh achcha hota***

Apna kaam banta......Jai ho movie dialouge

Apna kaam banta ... bhaad mein jaye janta***

Aaise logon ki maut unka......Jai Ho movie dialouge

Aaise logon ki maut unka sarr kaatne se nahi ... balki sarr jhukane se hoti hai***

Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki.......Jai Ho movie dialouge

Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki na ... toh mere bhai tujhe kutta bana ke choddega***

Aam aadmi sota hua .......Jai Ho movie dialouge

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega***