Real-Life Office Dialougebaazi.......

Who do you think will do better role as boss and employee ?
For example: Boss: Bomen Irani
                       Employee: Arshad Warsi
Tell your names.

Burai ek zehar ki tarah hoti.....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Burai ek zehar ki tarah hoti hai, joh bahut jaldi phail jaati hai ... aur achchai dawa ki tarah, joh waqt toh leti hai lekin asar zaroor karti hai***

Ek sachche desh bhakt .....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Ek sachche desh bhakt ko hum fauj se nikaal sakte hai ... lekin uske dil se desh bhakti nahi***

Zindagi mein agar tarakki .....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni hai toh no entry aur signal ke baad khade rehna seekho ... pehle khade rahoge toh sirf haath malte rahoge***

Aap thank you mat kahiye.....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Aap thank you mat kahiye ... instead teen logon ki madad ki jiye aap ... aur un teeno se kehna ki woh teen aur ki madad karen ... duniya badal jayegi***

Mere parivar se ulajhne.....Jai Ho movie dialouge

Mere parivar se ulajhne se pehle mere baare mein jaan lete ... toh achcha hota***

Apna kaam banta......Jai ho movie dialouge

Apna kaam banta ... bhaad mein jaye janta***

Aaise logon ki maut unka......Jai Ho movie dialouge

Aaise logon ki maut unka sarr kaatne se nahi ... balki sarr jhukane se hoti hai***

Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki.......Jai Ho movie dialouge

Agar koi bhi kuttagiri ki na ... toh mere bhai tujhe kutta bana ke choddega***

Aam aadmi sota hua .......Jai Ho movie dialouge

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega***

Saala maut ka dhanda karte karte.... Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Saala maut ka dhanda karte karte zindagi ki keemat bhool gaye hai hum log***

 

 

Jitni tu garam hai ... Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Lee movie dialouge

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai***

 

 

 

Hero banne ke liye jigar ki .....Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialogue

Hero banne ke liye jigar ki zaroorat padti hai ... aur jab jigar ho toh bhari bandook ka kya kaam?***

Issi ghar mein aayegi aap....... Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Issi ghar mein aayegi aap ki doli ... and wishing you a very happy Holi***

 

 

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi..... Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daadhi aur pehen le saree***

Morni bina mor kis kaam ka..... Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Morni bina mor kis kaam ka ... yeh sindoor hai Ram naam ka***

 

 

Udh ke aati hoon banke.....Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Udh ke aati hoon banke vimaan ... ready rakhna love ka samaan ... milke rahoongi chahe baa lele jaan***

 

 

Jigar pe mat ja.....Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Jigar pe mat ja ... trigger daba dungi***

Badla aur guroor agar samundar.....Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Badla aur guroor agar samundar ko banjar rann bana sakte hai ... toh aashiq is banjar mitti mein bhi phool khila sakte hai***

Name toh kamaal che.....Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che***

 

 

Besharam badtameez khudgarz......Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Besharam badtameez khudgarz hota hai ... par pyar toh aaise hi hota hai***

Jab Ram naam ka.......Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela movie dialouge

Jab Ram naam ka raag lage ... toh pani mein bhi aag lage***

Yeh tevar hamare khoon.....Gunday movie dialouge

Yeh tevar hamare khoon mein hai ... tere bhokane se kuch nahi hoga***

 

Wo chahegi jiska banna....Gunday movie dialouge

Wo chahegi jiska banna, wo banega Rajesh Khanna***

 

 

Tab Calcutta sirf do hi cheezon.....Gunday movie dialouge

Tab Calcutta sirf do hi cheezon ke liye jaana jaata tha. Pehla Howrah bridge aur dusra Bikram aur Bala ki dosti***

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya......Gunday movie dialouge

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai***

Yeh tasveer shuru zaroo.......Gunday movie dialouge

Yeh tasveer shuru zaroor usne ki hai ... lekin ismein aakhri rang main bharoonga***

Hum kanoon hai...Gunday movie dialouge

Hum kanoon hai....sala apni aukaat pe aa jaye...to kahin bhi ghus sakta hai aur kisi ko bi tod sakta hai***

Lakeerein bahut ajeeb hoti hai.......Gunday movie dialouge

Lakeerein bahut ajeeb hoti hai ... khaal pe khich jaye toh khoon nikaal deti hai ... aur zameen pe khich jaye toh sarhadein bana deti hai***

Ab durga dikhe ya kali.....Gunday movie dialouge

Ab durga dikhe ya kali, jo dikhega dekha jaega***

Aaj Jo Koile Se Bhari Iss.....Gunday movie dialouge

Aaj Jo Koile Se Bhari Iss Train Ko Le Ke Nikal Gaya… Train Bi Uski Aur Koile Ka Ye Dhanda bhi Uska***

Agar jigar ki jagah jigar.........Gunday movie dialouge

Agar jigar ki jagah jigar hai aur jigar mein dum hai ... toh rok le aake***

Hum gunday hai.......Gunday movie Dialouge

Hum gunday hai ... na aaj tak kisi ke haath aaye hai ... aur na aayenge***

Punjab power, lighting up.....Rab ne bana di jodi Movie Dialouge

Punjab power, lighting up your life, Surinder Sahni this side jhi***

Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta.......Devdas Movie Dialouge

Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi, yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone hi nahi deti***