Woh hai sabse bura..... Dil To Pagal Hai Movie Dialouge

Woh hai sabse bura ... woh hum insaano ke saath ajeeb tarah ke khel khelta hai ... woh ek ko doosre se pyar karwata hai, toh doosre ko teesre se, aur teesre ko kisi aur se***

 

 

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne.....Devdas Movie Dialouge

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki yahan par baith sake, tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake***

 

Is charre ko bandook mein.....Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Is charre ko bandook mein daal, trigger daba ... kartoos banke niklega aur sabko phod dega***

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se......Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Dhanda goli se nahi dimaag se chalta hai ... aur mera dimaag toh bachpan se hi bahut kharab hai***

 

 

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka.....Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Gandhi bola hinsa nahi karneka ... koi manaa? ... pistol dikhake bolta na, saale sab maan jaate***

Aadmi bada ho ya chota......Dishkiyaoon Movie Dialouge

Aadmi bada ho ya chota, koi farak nahi padta ... bas uski kahani badi honi chahiye***

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti.......Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti karne aa rahe hai***

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein.......Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya***

Joh log burre time mein Vada....Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai***

 

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai.....Gang of Ghosts Movie Dialouge

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai***

H@ppy Holi*******

Sangathan ki shakti hai......Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Sangathan ki shakti hai ... aur akele mein aapki phatti hai***

Jaise til mein tel hai, jyon.....Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Jaise til mein tel hai, jyon chakmak mein aag ... tera Sai tujh mein hai, tu jaag sake toh jaag***

Jurm jurm hota hai.....Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Jurm jurm hota hai ... aur insaaf insaaf hota hai***

Politics mein har kaam.....Gulab-Gang Movie Dialouge

Politics mein har kaam prem aur shanti se kiya jaata hai***

Main ladkiyon ke peeche.....Kuch Kuch Hota hai Movie dialouge

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta, ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai***

Pyar dosti hai, agar woh meri.....Kuch Kuch Hota hai Movie dialouge

 Pyar dosti hai, agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti, to main usse kabhi pyar kar hi nahi sakta, kyunki dosti bina toh pyar hota hi nahin, simple, pyar dosti hai***

Soocho main idea hoti......Hasee Toh Phasee Movie Dialouge

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na***

Tum oxygen aur main double.....Hasee Toh Phasee Movie Dialouge

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai***

Happy married life ke liye....Shaadi Ke Side Effects Movie Dialouge

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai***

Doosron ke bachche aur.....Shaadi Ke Side Effects Movie Dialouge

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai***

Jab main galati karta hoon.....Shaadi Ke Side Effects movie dialouge

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon .. aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon***